Jackass
I'm a pimped out jedi knight
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores your looking for

Jackass
If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep
thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his hair cut
he used a bowl for that too

(chorus)
If ... you knew me like.... I know myself
you would hate me like, I hate myself
'cause I'm a.....

Jackass
I got no rabbit in this hat
cause I'm pullin it out my ass
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but i could be
making magic with a pussy

Jackass
Like that dude in Tienanmen Square
with a 6 pack and a folding chair
Got bombed at the parade and eneded up
playing chicken with a tank

(chorus)

They can out the lesbian spice girl
they can try to run game on the o.d.b.
they can kick every douchebag off the real world
but they wont get rid of me.....

(chorus)

Hate yourself... (6x)
'cause you're... a... jackass.


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    General CommentJackass
    I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
    Obi-Wan meets Dolomite
    Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
    These arent the whores youre looking for

    Jackass
    if the crocodile hunter smoked weed
    steve irwin burnin' herb in his teeth
    thinks the kangaroos are laughing at his hair cut
    he used a bowl for that too, but...

    (chorus)
    If ... you knew me like.... I know myself
    you would hate me like, I hate myself
    cuz I'm a.....

    Jackass
    I got no rabbit in this hat
    cuz Im pullin it out my ass
    Aint no Sigfried or Roy but i could be
    making magic with a pussy

    Jackass
    Like The dude in the Tiennamen Square
    with a 6 pack and a folding chair
    ?????? parade and ended up
    playing chicken with the tanks, but


    (chorus)

    They can out the lesbian spice girl
    they can try to run game on the ODB
    they can kick every douche bag off the real world
    but they wont get rid of me.....
    Danamatton November 13, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwow they spelled douche wrong
    neveroddorevenon May 18, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOMG WOW WTF I can't believe they spelled douche wrong i think i'm gonna go hang myself now
    but other than that, this is a fuckin cool song.
    velloceton July 06, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's *like that dude in tienemen? square*...not *like do in the animal square*...that doesn't even make sense.
    and its *game on ODB* not *gay on ODB*

    RIP ODB
    dpf62984on November 30, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's Dolomite btw
    AlyBurnsOutBright01on January 10, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThis is probably the worst job of submitting lyrics I've ever seen. Ah Bloodhound Gang is once again bastardized.
    neveroddorevenon February 07, 2005   Link
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    General CommentLike The dude in the Tiennamen Square
    with a 6 pack and a folding chair
    dived up on the parade while
    playing chicken with a tank, but

    alright people SHOULDNT submit lyrics if they cant listen properly
    Raven_Phoenixon February 10, 2005   Link
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    General Commentmissed a few words when i posted the last comment
    Raven_Phoenixon February 11, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAre you guys going to actually comment on the song? I think the sad part of the song is the "If you knew me" and "If I knew you" parts. It's just is too true sometimes.
    AfroSpatulaon April 09, 2006   Link

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