Got on the bus, 12:30 at night
Smoked a big coner and got high as a kite
Bus #13 is the only way to go,
How could I know cause she didnt show no signs of reefer
I didn't know her fool,
but now I do and I know she's fuckin cool
She's apothead, and she's a drinker
Some guy got his finger stuck up his sphincter
OW, that'd fuckin hurt,
I got her to wear that bomb as skirt
To La Bistro, thats where it's at
Dancing on the tables yeah we never sat down
Is where Fogarty is going,
From me and Laurie and the shots we'll be throwing
Chillin in the room and I start to wonder, does he get fucked over this Crocodile Hunter?
In she walks we were havin a ball
Watchin her twitch all the way down the hall
She freaked, ahhhhh it was rich
Come on everybody do the Dirty Twitch.

Go Smooth, now twitch. (x4)

She was a tour guide with nothin to hide
We hung out with her with the utmost pride.
On the 4th day in we went to Village,
And threw back shooters, which were the cause
Our fun, it was all the liqour
Yeah beers are good but shooters are quicker
We went down, went down the hills
At the hotel i was popping caffeine pills
By the dzen, but I found they sucked
Or maybe it's because I'm a BILINGUAL FUCK!
But honestly, without the guy with the knife
This whole fuckin trip was the best time of my life
If you ever want to go back just tell us when,
All you people lets do it again!
So Laurie, I know this song's trash,
But I wanna see you up there,

Go smooth, now twitch

Lyrics submitted by PhaTTy420

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