Oh my God Erin, look at her duck butt, it's just so big
she looks like one of those scene guys' girlfriends
but who understands those scene guys anyway?
they only talk to her because they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com
I mean her duck butt, it's just so big
I cant believe, it's just so black and out there
gross, look, she's just so e-e-e-emo

We-we-we, welcome, welcome to the,
welcome to the record
I hope you like it
I made music in my bedroom
And then I mic'd it
If you see me around at school
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool
My name is Forrest and I'm tall and lanky
The girls always tell me "You so stanky"
I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks
I've been too busy with my rhyming technique

Welcome to the record
I know you'll like it
I brought this football
So that I could spike it
If you see me rhyming and stealing
Tell me good vibes is what you feeling
My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy
The ladies always tell me "You so dreamy"
I made these jeans look the way they do
And I'm corporate sponsored, so I do the Dew

H to the E to the L-L-O, Hellogoodbye on the microphone
G-double O-D-B-Y-E I've got no rhythm and I can't sing.

H to the E to the L-L-O, Hellogoodbye on the microphone
G-double O-D-B-Y-E I've got no rhythm and I can't sing.


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    General Commentit means jesse and forrest are the coolest cats around, ya dig?
    ashley plus stdon March 05, 2003   Link
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    General Commentwhen you posted this you left out the "intro"..

    "oh my god erin look at her duck butt, it's just so big
    she looks like one of those scene guys girlfriends
    but who understand those scene guys anyway?
    they only talk to her because they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com
    i mean her duck butt, it's just so big
    i cant believe, it's just so black and out there
    gross, look, she's just so e-e-e-emo"

    and what IS a duck butt anyway?
    brittafulon May 11, 2004   Link
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    General Commentha i love this thing, it's awesome. duck butt...she's so eeemo.
    RuthLesson June 19, 2004   Link
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    General Commenta part is also missing from the middle:

    "h to the e to the l-l-o, hellogoodbye on the microphone
    g-double o-d-b-y-e i got no rhythm and i can't sing"
    likeacanceron November 14, 2004   Link
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    General Comment"and what IS a duck butt anyway?"
    Imagine how ducks have their tailfeaters stickin up all cutey like. That's how scene girls do it!

    It's uhm, the intro to the record. Haha, rap skillzz.
    bryceon December 08, 2004   Link
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    General CommentActually a duck butt is the kind of hairstyle "scene girls" have where the back of their hair sticks out in one place centered like a ducks butt kinda lookslike.
    xspikexon December 29, 2004   Link
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    General Comment*aaron.
    savedbygraceon February 26, 2005   Link
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    General Commentpfft who understands those scene guys anyways??
    RuthLesson March 18, 2005   Link
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    General Commentroflllll.

    so...did they make this one before or after the college one?

    i have the rap where it begins with someone asking, "hey...can you guys rap?"

    but i want this one!
    where can i find it?!
    deep in staticon May 11, 2006   Link
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    General Comment"I've worn these jeans for the last four years"
    i think its weeks, coz that rhymes and isnt so gross lol.
    xo.
    JustAnotherStarrron June 24, 2006   Link

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