You have the lifespan of a lightbulb, and the personality of a rabid dog. Robert, you've inspired me to create a dance where one drops their jaw repeatedly. When will you learn that going to sleep wearing socks will result in hurt ankles? You're living in a transparent shoe box, decorated with all of the ideas you "believe in," complete with all of the clothing a sheep can wear.(is inconsideracy a word yet?) Your tears are growing denser by the day, and your home is going under. If you can't appreciate what you have, then maybe you should try something new... ever consider originality? "You are Japanimation with a perfect smile..." Now disappear completely.
Lyrics submitted by A Vacant Andy