farmer boy, where are you from?
you're inbred! you've got no schlong
down there in norfolk where the land's all flat
you do intensive farming, i can't get with that


don't you just yearn for a nova?
and play house music all over and over
or how about a tracksuit by kappa?
and hook yourself up with a pregnant slapper

all the other kids did speed
they wore tracksuits, you wore tweed
towny boys saved up for kappa
you helped your daddy save up for a tractor

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    words: david wood
    music: captainskalet

    copyright © 2002 captainskalet
    captainskaleton June 22, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI think this song is about a sexless farmer that wishes he can get more out of life than his shitty Vauxhall and his Norfolk ways. That's why the kids are all doing speed.
    Bobo192on June 22, 2002   Link
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    General Commentpeople! this is the censored version... it's far better with the expletives in. this is one of our early songs... we were young, inexperienced, and very very immature...
    captainskaleton June 22, 2002   Link

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