I leave from softball practice every night
It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say

"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"

CHORUS:
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

She doesn't try to impress anyone
She doesn't act all tough like all the other girls that I know
She don't treat me like a simpleton
She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know
When my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go,
She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul

She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door...BOY!

CHORUS:
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

There she stands behind the register
She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League
If they knew how much I wanted her
Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week

As I head through the door, the movement catches her eye,
My heart begins to soar, she smiles, she waves good-bye, good-bye
Good-bye, good byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

CHORUS:
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

Uno, dos, tres, quatro
Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries
Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies
Sing that song of taste
You can only find at one place: McDonalds

CHORUS


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McDonalds Girl song meanings
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    General Commentwas "She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore
    She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door...BOY! "
    part of the original?
    Mutant_Muppeton May 13, 2003   Link
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    General CommentNo, the "Gold tooth" lines aren't in the original. Instead, they're stolen from a song by the Beastie Boys, "Hey Ladies."
    DeWayne Mannon May 16, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThis is my favorite song they do live. It's obvious what it's about though, so there's no point in saying it's about being in love with a girl who works at McDs. Though, the guy seems afraid and never says anything to her. I think I'm gonna base my next novel off this song it's so good.
    Yeah, they just love the Beastie Boys, don't they?
    Sanjuroon October 25, 2004   Link
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    General CommentActually...I'm pretty sure this is a cover with new Beastie Boys lyrics...but I don't know who did it originally. I think it was Dean Friedman or something like that...Someone go find out.
    Sanjuroon December 09, 2004   Link

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