I woke up this morning and I felt sick.
There's something inside me;
I felt it kick.
Something's gone wrong,
Something's gone wrong.

I got a bad headache,
I got the shakes.
Nothing seems to soothe this tummy ache.
Could it be so?
No it can't be so.

Chorus:
Steven Page is having a baby,
Steven Page is having a baby;
They said boys could never give birth.

I´m feeling kinda special that I'm the one
To bring the world a daughter
Or maybe a son.
Well either's just fine
As long as they're mine.

And if it's a boy I'll call him Gordon
And if it's a girl I'll call her... Gordon;
I just like the name Gordon,

Chorus:
Steven Page is having a baby,
Steven Page is having a baby;
They said boys could never give birth.

Steven Page is playing a solo,
Steven Page is playing a solo;
They said Steve could never play jazz.

And now it's time for the big morality quiz
'Cause I don't know just who the father is,
But I don't mind because all I want is a baby.
All I want is a kid.

Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb,
But will I be a daddy or will I be mum?
Just call me Steve,
Just call me Steve.

And where will it come out when I give birth?
Should I sell my story, how much is it worth?
You won't believe, you just wouldn't believe.

You won´t believe it really.

Chorus:
Steven Page is having a baby,
Steven Page is having a baby;
They said boys could never give birth.


Lyrics submitted by abchak1, edited by jayster7

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    ^__^

    I was reading intensely to decypher it, until the chorus kicked in.

    Cleverly deceptive, ladies. ^^

    LittlePrincezzon July 12, 2009   Link

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