I can see a bare-bottomed mandril

Slyly eyeing his upper nostril
Ih he jumps inside there too
I really won't know what to do
I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
A nasal zoo

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
And what is worse it constantly explodes
Ferrest don't explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know 'cause each time
I was standing in the way

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell.


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    General CommentFERRETS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!
    Life be a ferret that hurts you again and agian and just causes a lot of unpleasantness. Or maybe it's just a ferret. A mean ferret. That likes being inside people's noses and exploding.
    Amagicaon December 11, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthose lyrics are a tad effed up. listen to it again and SORT IT OUT!!!
    Nothing is trueon March 28, 2007   Link

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