I let the truth be known today
Nothing more than I’ll ever be
Destroyed the evidence anyway
I’m a sinner with broken dreams

I was only trying to have some fun
Wasn’t hurting anyone
Now you’re putting the blame on me?
Well whatever will be, will be

I caught Jesus masturbating with a Hustler magazine
I caught Jesus fornicating with the drone homecoming queen

He didn’t seem too startled
In fact he let me in
There I spot Jesus
Caressing his penis
They told me this was a sin

Lyrics submitted by PSYCHO697186

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