"Spanked" as written by and Edward/van Halen Van Halen....
Hey, I'm all feet up, watchin' TV
Someplace to feast my eyes, oh
Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh, uh, hey

Tell me, who ya gonna call
When you need that affection?
Ya got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
Well, just a-hang your love line
In her direction, whoa

All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh
Yeah, all you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, oh

Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
After that, cost ya four
And she be up for negotiations, mmm hmm
If you call back for more, oh oh oh ah

Now who ya gonna call
When you need that special (special)
Little somethin', mmm
You can say what you like
It's all confidential, whoa

All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, whoa

Hey, all you bad, bad boys
Make a mind blow
All you bad, bad boys (dial 1-900-spanked)

All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, hey
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh

All you bad, bad boys
Yeah, it's a spank line, yeah
All you bad, bad boys
Just, call her up, ha, call her up

1-900-spanked (all you bad, bad boys)
1-900-spanked you bad, bad, bad, boys
(All you bad, bad boys) Just call her up
It's a spank line, yeah, oh, ow


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"Spanked" as written by Edward Van Halen Alex Van Halen

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    General CommentI'm disappointed. Where are all the hardcore Van Halen fans? GREAT song.
    excalibur2on November 23, 2006   Link
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    General CommentWell excalibur, here is a hardcore VH fan who even likes the horrible VH III. Well this song is about a guy watching TV, any program, nothing special and then an ad appears from a woman who can come to your house and beat the hell out of you. Well, if you are a "bad boy" she can spank you. Kind of sadomasoquist concept, but If you like it like that, call her... he he he. Great guitar intro, solo and chorus, Mike... we miss you a lot.
    javierruiz77on May 28, 2008   Link
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    Song MeaningHeh, this is one of my favorite VH songs. Love the bass grove and beat. I remember watching late night TV when I was younger in the 80s and 90s and after about midnight the "sex line" commercials would start playing on cable. Don't see them so much anymore because it's all free on the internet, but back then phone sex lines were a big deal. You name it, any fetish, you could find it. Wasn't cheap though - gotta pay for that sort of thing in person or over the phone.
    GiveMeHamon December 13, 2014   Link

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