"Goons Of Hazard" as written by Eric Reed Boucher, Raymond John Pepperelle, Geoffrey Lyall and Darren Henley....
Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs
Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic penises
Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers
We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle
So we drink ourselves sick
Lean out the windows and pinch ass instead

We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We run down bikes and hitch hikers
And we know we'll get off scot-free

We're the vigilante heroes of your tough-guy flicks
Bashing punks and bums and fags
With our baseball bats
No deer to blow away in the woods today
So we go to Oroville and shoot a black kid down
Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead

We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We leave you in a pool of blood
'Cos we know we'll get off scot-free

Let's get him

C'mere
C'mere-
Say something to me?

We've got him cornered
We've got him cornered
Is anybody looking?
Does anybody even care?
No

Local papers paint us up to be big heroes
City fathers and Chambers of Commerce want us deputized
The stoner Gestapo keepin' your town clean
Get a shave, kid
We'll pay you as a strike-breaker
Maybe you'll make Tac Squad or L.A.P.D.

We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We leave you in a pool of blood
And we always get off scot-free.


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    General CommentIt doesn't relate specifically to Dukes Of Hazzard, it's just an allusion to the show and other shows like it, where the heroes aren't intelligent or worthy of emulation, and only promote gung-ho masculine stereotypes that gullible viewers decide to imitate, leading to the behavior in this song.
    freehat17on September 27, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthaha sounds like another song about rednecks to me...
    Vickion August 28, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti never saw the dukes of hazzard, explain how it relates to the song plz?
    iamtheowlon April 05, 2005   Link
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    General CommentIt's a great song song, the funny thing is this ad under it says
    "80s T-Shirts and Hats
    Shop for 80s t-shirts like Pac Man Rocky, {Dukes of Hazzard} and more!"
    It's just funny because you guys brought them up.
    Pogo Popeon April 18, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIt's about cops. Come on, its obvious...
    FuckUserNameson May 11, 2010   Link
  • -1
    General CommentActually...
    It's about the TV show called "Dukes Of Hazzard"...
    I am really starting to think you should invest in a brain Vicki.
    MountainJewon March 06, 2003   Link

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