It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
Cos there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ to divinity
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew, on Christmas
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat Kosher Lock Cheese
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Who Hack Do Ga Geesh
And what the Fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles?
Tell me please
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew
I'd be Merry
But I'm Hebrew
On Christmas

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Lonely Jew (by Kyle) song meanings
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    General Commentdammit, thank you for posting these, always wondered what the rest of those lyrics were..
    damn.the.manon June 19, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti downloaded this song...its just that good
    Explosivoon April 20, 2003   Link
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    General CommentI thought it was "my people don't belive in Jesus Christ's divinity"
    quiffpornon April 20, 2004   Link
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    General Commentits actually kinda truthful to wot its like to us jews around xmas
    does anyone have the lyrics for the end section of the song? it starts : "hey little boy whats this i here, somebody misisng out on xmas cheer....."
    lpuk5755on February 20, 2005   Link

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