"Bitch School" as written by Michael John Mckean, Harry Shearer and Christopher Guest....
You been bad
Don't do what I say.
You don't listen,
And you never obey.

Try to teach you,
But you just won't be good.
You won't behave the way a big girl should.
It's time to give that whip a crack.
I'm gonna have to send you back to

Bitch School.
Bitch School.

You're a beauty.
You're the best of your breed.
You're a handful,
And I know what you need.

You need training.
Gonna bring you to heel.
I'm gonna break you with my will of steel.
'Cause discipline's my middle name
And no one comes back the same from

Bitch School.
Bitch School.

No more sniffing strangers,
Or running free at night.
You think my bark's bad, honey -
Wait till you feel my bite.

You got problems.
You whine and you beg.
When I'm busy,
You want to dance with my leg.

I'm gonna chain you.
Make you sleep out of doors.
You're so fetching when you're down on all fours.
And when you hear your master,
You will come a little faster, thanks to

Bitch School.
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
(Goin' have to send you back to)
Bitch School.

(Good Girl!)

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"Bitch School" as written by Harry Shearer Christopher Guest

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  • +1
    General CommentIt's a play on words, like AC/DC's "Big Balls"- a great play on double meanings.
    Dreamer Deceiveron January 03, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General Commentactually this song is making fun of the sexist lyrics of 80's metal bands. this would probably be one of the most offensive songs of all times if it were serious.
    sizzlemctwizzleon June 22, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHow is "Bitch school" a double meaning? For that matter how does "Big Balls" have a double meaning?
    werummon February 25, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentNevermind..I actually read the lyrics. Yeah he's talking to a girl and/or a dog. Nice.
    werummon February 25, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentDavid st Hubbins said in an interview that the song is about "pets"
    kingliestatmon September 03, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt is a song about BDSM, of course.
    toolejon July 05, 2009   Link

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