If God had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And, yeah, yeah, God looks baked
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering?

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus?
When he created Earth our home?
Does he like Pearl Jam or The Stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl


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    General Commentwhat a hilarious song, lol... helps that I hated the original so much ;) for some reason I thought this was Weird Al though :P
    david_lpfanon March 01, 2006   Link
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    General CommentHahaha This is one of my favorite songs. . . I laugh so hard! Whats really great is that its such a good song but also such a spoof at the same time. Ahhh, God sounds like me...acording to the song lol:)
    J.Spicolion December 02, 2007   Link
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    General CommentFuck ! I can't tell you how much I love this song : DDDDDDD
    I would be a hard believer if God smoked Cannabis...
    I would practise everyday !!!! ;pppppp
    BlackBeauty1389on December 08, 2009   Link

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