YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN
YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS
YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F
YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE
I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE
I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON
IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME
YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH
THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK
SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE
ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE
IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT
I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY


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    General CommentA touching song, with a haunting, beautiful melody. This song is about the singer's memories of rafting down rivers in eastern Oregon as a child. From his current position as a diplomat in an exotic far-east locale, he reflects on the idyllic, carefree times he spent on the water, falling in love with nature -- and with his friend, who had always been a tom-boy, one-of-the-guys type girl, but who blossomed into a beautiful young woman one summer.

    The speaker recalls his innocent, burgeoning love, and opines that he would trade his current position in the world, with all of his power and influence, for one moment back on that lazy river with the girl he would always love, although he was too shy to tell her at the time. Now their lives are worlds apart, and she will never know, but he has to sing the feelings that are in his heart, or else he'll simply burst from the emotion.

    Truly one of the nicest, gentlest songs to come out the 1970s. The steel guitar is a particularly nice touch, as are the harmony vocals provided by the incomparable Emmylou Harris.

    Also, it's about heroin.
    GTonyon October 28, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song really hits home.
    madwillyon July 04, 2002   Link
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    General CommentT
    SpyderOne_5000on July 06, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthahahahahaa
    Lets_kill_musicon July 09, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe music to this song is almost the same as in "Chris Barnes is a pussy"

    Love it.
    Tipskinon October 17, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis was seriously the most I've laughed in a while. xD I have a cold, and my lungs started hurting from laughing so hard.
    frottageon September 16, 2008   Link
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    General CommentLOL. I cant Wait to have a family
    ChiodosFTLon December 21, 2010   Link

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