"3 Rings" as written by Joseph Bruce and Mike E. Clark....
3 Rings

"Is this on?"

"Gather round my wealthy friends
And endure the horrifying sights
Only your worst nightmares can produce
Actual human beings of a deformed nature
Come at once
And come and enduldge yourself
In our own twisted amusement of
Another's misfortune
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
Enter our three ring show of freaks"

[Violent J]
Ring one, a dung a dung dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school then I run down the hall
Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches
Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties
Just cause I don't look like everybody
I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys
Scary, bula!
And what's the big deal about my neck
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
Up a couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright
No, so, now how ya gonna act?
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing

[Chorus (2x)]
Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ring two, how do you do?
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who?
You don't try to front ho
Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow
Or maybe it's the leg growing out my neck
But don't jet baby, heh, not yet
I'm popping in like a pound of lead
Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head
Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits
'cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows
Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man crow
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone
So don't be stickin your finger in my face stank
Or your stomach might receive a shank from the...

[Chorus (2x)]

"I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves
Here at our three ring exhibit
But to be honest I really don't see
What's so fucking funny about it
These fucking people are real!"

[Violent J]
Ring three, the ICP
Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get fucked up
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut
Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird
Have Snake woman kick my love to the curb
She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked
Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh
Fuck that, bitch, suck that
I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac
Just two balls hanging with no protection so
I move real careful and slow
You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
Call me Don Knots 'cause I'm getting on it every week, uh
So come see the carnival and threw me your change, bitch
I chill with the three rings


"Well, that's it
I hope you're satisfied
I hope you had a good time
You fucking heartless bastards
You saw what you wanted
So grab your fucking kids
And that fat flop of shit wife of yours
And get the fuck out of our circus tent
You cold-hearted sons of bitches
You think they look fucked up
Just wait till I kick your
Fucking lips in a couple times
You'll be sittin up here like a bitch
And we'll laughing at your folded ass
They'll call you lumpy
After I done put knots
All over your fuckin forehead
Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here
How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot
You fucking little bitch
Come here, I'll shove that
Fucking corn dog up your ass
Get the fuck out of here
Show's fucking over
Get the fuck out of here
You fucking heartless bastards"

Lyrics submitted by MyAntiDrugIsSuicide

"3 Rings" as written by Mike E. Clark Joseph Bruce

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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    General Commentthis is a silly song. i don't know if it was sposed to have a maening but if it did it would be that just cuz people look different don't diss them and stuff.
    logan_6969on June 14, 2002   Link
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    General CommentICP always haave multiple meanings in their songs. You can approach them on a "silly" or just hyper level or you can approach them from a serious direction with a mood set for analyzing a song. I love that about ICP, no matter what mood you are in, there will always be something there for you to listen to by them.


    MyAntiDrugIsSuicideon June 16, 2002   Link
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    General CommentICP is by far one of the most disgusting yet hillarious groups. I've been down Since Carnival of Carnage. Got to love them.

    For all the juggalos ,

    Lilrebelladyon September 29, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentmy antidrug is right....wuteva mood ur in their always good
    hotness2000on September 28, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is about the people who are born with mutations. If you listen you can get that. And how people make fun of them like a "freak show".
    thomas_crazyon December 16, 2005   Link
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    General Commenti agree with the coments/thoughts above

    in my eyes they are saying that looks dont mader.

    but if you do think looks mader and you make fun of someone because of the way they look then you deserve and will eventually get your asskicked


    later juggalo's
    juggalo-666on January 14, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI like the original 3 Rings version off Shaggy 2 Dope's Fuck Off E.P. then I guess they did a updated version & put it on the Riddle Box
    th1rt3enon May 14, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song if fucken aswome...
    Nightwish_loveron September 20, 2006   Link

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