California Sucks
California sucks it's worse than old New York
Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks
Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees
Rockstars,assholes,sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze

California sucks!

California sucks the people there are fake
They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make
California movie stars strung out on sleeping pills
No - I've never been there and you can bet I never will

California sucks - Just look who you've produced
Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown and Countless other fools
West coast sun-tanned morons - You don't know how to think
I can't wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink


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    General CommentBen must hate California.
    juffon November 11, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI love the way he rants about California and then says he's never been there and never will. It's awesome.

    It's also really refreshing to hear this after listening to too much of Green Day, Rancid and other California bands when you don't live there.
    ArianeTheFoolon January 06, 2006   Link

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