"U + Me = Us (Calculus)" as written by Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn, Brian Anthony Kierulf and Joshua M. Schwartz....
I'm losing my hair
And my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
Of an overweight lady.
But I need a young thing
To keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms,
And take me straight to second base

I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Yeah, oh, sing it chad, for me
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
{oh yeah}
Calculus

Semi-rap:
Yeah..haha..c'mon..we're together
(we're together)
Girl algebra or trigonometry could never equal up
To what you do to me
So let's intergrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my class,
There ain't no way I could pass
I hate english, gym, and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus

[Chorus]
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Said I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
We're together forever, see'mon

Calculus, calculus
[westsideee] *i think it should be easttsieeedeee!!

Go go go go go go go go go go (repeat)
Ooh baby, oh lord
You + me = us

Well, I've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about robert e. lee
When it comes to cosines,
I know a thing or two
And I kicked ass on the test about me and you

[Chorus]
You (u)
Plus sign (+)
Me (me)
Equal sign (=)
Us (us)

Girl, no subject comes close to you.
2gether sing it

I know my calculuh-uh-uh-ussss
Repeat [Chorus]
Repeat until end


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"U + Me = Us (Calculus)" as written by Mark Gunn Brian Gunn

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    General CommentI saw this one on a movie. Was it true?
    Bullshit! Upsssss, SORRY GUYS!!!!
    PetraLeeon September 04, 2002   Link
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    General CommentOkay
    orangefulpinayon May 05, 2003   Link
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    General CommentI love this song. It's so silly. Back in highschool, me and my friends were on a trip with our choir, and we have a "talent show" (basically who can make the biggest ass out of themselves), and we dressed up like guys and made shirts with our boy band name on it. We made up a really funny dance to it and lypsynched this song. We were a hit. So the next year we did Say it Don't Spray It with waterguns as our props. This song brings me back to those memorable days and makes me laugh! The movie was hilarious, too! I can't stand boy bands, and that was the ULTIMATE parody. I kinda liked the tv show too, even though it didn't air for too long :(
    Oh yeah, I was Mickey (the wannabe rapper kid).
    ancksunamun909on December 31, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThis is the song I remember best from the movie...

    This movie premiered on MTV back in February of 2000... I was very Anti-MTV at the time, but unfortunately I had been hit by a car on February 8th and was laid up in a rehab hospital with a broken leg. The only thing even close to worth watching on the TV was MTV... so for 2 weeks I watched, and every time I saw the commercial, I hoped that I wouldn't be in the hospital when it aired, because it looked like it was gonna be crap.

    I was wrong. The movie turned out to be fairly amusing, and the songs were frickin' hilarious!! Of course, that could've been the pain medication... ::shrug:: Either way, I'm always gonna be amused by this song...
    SoundandFury1031on January 12, 2005   Link
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    General CommentAMAZING
    precipitateon May 22, 2006   Link
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    General CommentDamn, i remember this song...
    Should I have forgotten it...
    Rocklovinggirlon October 25, 2006   Link
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    General CommentOMG! I was only 5 when the 2gether movie came out and I remember like everything. lol
    ariccachristineon June 18, 2011   Link

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