Met her on the net, perfect girl for me, you bet. Pretty soon I got her first e-mail letter. "Hell blue eyes, long blond hair", I can't imagine any better. She wrote me she would be the one for me. And I wondered if she really felt the way I feel. I didn't care she still was far away, 'caus I would meet her on the web every day. We were so close, but still I couldn't catch her. Loved her the most, but still I couldn't touch her. She looked so real, but I could only watch her … on my screen. Then, one day I pressed the wrong key. Boy, this was very weird to see. My princess turned out to be a kinky, horny freak like me … just like me.
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