"Peel Me A Grape" as written by and Dave Frishberg....
Peel me a grape
Crush me some ice
Skin me a peach
Save the fuzz for my pillow
Start me a smoke
Talk to me nice
You gotta wine me
And dine me
Don't try and train me
Chow mein me
Best way to serve me
Hors d'oeuvre me
I'm getting hungry
Peel me a grape

Pop me a cork
French me a fry
Crack me a nut
Bring a bowl fulla bonbons
Chill me some wine
Keep standing by
Just entertain me
Champagne me
Best way to cheer me
Cashmere me
Best way to smell me
Chanel me
I'm getting hungry
Peel me a grape

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler
Skip when I snap
When I say `do it'
Jump to it

Send out for Scotch
Call me a cab
Cut me a rose
Make my tea with the petals
Just hang around
Pick up the tab
Never outthink me
Just mink me
Polar bear rug me
Don't bug me
New Thunderbird me
You heard me
I'm getting hungry
Peel me a grape

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"Peel Me a Grape" as written by Dave Frishberg

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    General CommentThe lyrics to this read as though they came from an old musical. You could never please this person!
    LaurelGon August 05, 2010   Link

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