Just another routine night
We're gonna hit the restaurant
Table of 3, non-smoking please
We're gonna find what we want


Well we don't have too much money
Before the check comes we'll leave
But I looked up from the menu
This beautiful girl was smiling back at me

CHORUS:
Excuse me waitress
I know I'm kinda shy
But I promise
I'm a hell-uva-guy
And you can just get me a coke
If thats as close as we'll ever be
Cause I'll eat here forever
As long as you're hear with me


And her smile hits me
Like 40 pounds of lead
She asks if I want desert
Can I have her instead?

CHORUS:
Excuse me waitress
I know im kinda shy
But I promise
I'm a hell-uva-guy
And you can just get me a coke
If thats as close as we'll ever be
Cause I'll eat here forever
As long as you're hear with me


Not at another diner will I eat again
So please miss waitress be my girlfriend


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