I have a magic toenail
I keep it on my foot
It's always there to rescue me
When someting goes ka-put

It has the cutest cuticle
Free of all disease!
As toenails go it's really quite

Thank you Thank you
Thank you Magic toe nail

I love my magic toenail;
It's magical and good.
Sometimes I take my toenail to lunch
and give it a sandwich,
because it likes to eat the sandwiches

Thank you Thank you
Thank you magic toenail

I love you magic toenail!

Lyrics submitted by RemyKilledElvis

Magic Toenail song meanings
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    General CommentThis song is amazing. The lyrics are soooo deep that you might have trouble figuring out about what this genious is talking about. He is talking about how corrupt the world is (It's always there to rescue me when something goes ka-put)... hahhahah Brak is funny....
    myownprison333on June 15, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthey, myownprison333, are you sure?
    i dont think it means anything, and im quite smart.
    Seiferon June 30, 2002   Link
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    General Commentactually, I'm kind of a dumbass, but I think I'm smart enough to know that this doesn't mean anything either...
    myownprison333on July 01, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHEHE! Seifer is funny! He/She actually thought that myownprison333 was serous...hehhehheheheheheee
    IWillEatYourBRAINSon July 20, 2002   Link
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    General CommentOh my god, What a bunch of Dumbasses...

    Moltar, Zorak, and Brak are God...
    BirdMan7474on August 22, 2002   Link
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    General Commentheh what about spaceghost?
    NicoleInWonderlandon June 27, 2003   Link
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    General CommentHey.... (I love Brak!) anyway, someone plz tell me how to add lyrics... because I wanna add lyrics for a Brak song! Next person who reads this and knows, it is your DUTY to email me and tell me how to add lyrics!
    Prophet01on June 28, 2003   Link
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    General CommentThere is no greater love than that of a boy and his toenail. LOL
    LlamaMasteron June 27, 2006   Link

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