i have a fat chode and a small weener
it smells sometimes but thats ok
i love to fart on my grandpas face
every time he blows me i close my eyes

hey what about me
im the HUMAN CHODE
NOBODY Cares about me because
i have a chode

my grandpa has herpes
he smells like a turtle
he lives in nigeria and smells like a turtle
poop on his eye and you will be just like him

hey what about me
im the HUMAN CHODE
NOBODY Cares about me because
i have a chode


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    General CommentMy friend shaved his pubic hairs into a mohawk...just figured u all should know
    WafeMeMyFriendon July 21, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is damn funny. it was on the early demo flyswatter. its hilarious
    t dogon June 04, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentblink are awesome!! this song is damn funny!
    heather7515on June 06, 2002   Link
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    General Commentblink is awesome but ne1 who TRIES to bring them down just cant suceed b/c they enjoy making fun of ppl and ppl enjoy making fun of them..it all works out*Buh bye
    Somaliveon July 12, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentFUCK YEAH to nuclear crap, n e one who scooters is a fagoto.

    P.S that pubic mohawk shit is sweet
    Mutton July 23, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHmmmmm very interesting indeed... Now, do you really think that taking 5 minutes of your life up to type that out made a difference? Now I'm not going to say you're gay (I'm going to imply it, but not say it), but do you think posting thats going to make blink stop and think, "Oh we should just give up, some dumb fuck on this site doesn't like one song on an old demo of ours when we were fucking teenagers" and they'll just go away over night? They've worked hard for what they've accomplished and they aren't going to let little piss ants like you get in their way. Oh, and about the 5 minutes of your life typing it thing, it also took me 5 minutes to read it so I'd like 5 minutes of my life back thank you very much.
    TooHOtfOrYouToHANDleon July 25, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI think the five minutes of my life spent typing that was well spent. All I want is people to LISTEN. I don't care what difference it makes, its just people need to be more open and get their head out of Blink 182's ass to see that they didn't spend their life on this, they probably spent 10 minutes writing this song and others like it. Blink has songs that can be considered good, but trash like this just brings it down. Im not hoping to bring them down I don't even care, I'm just trying to get people to have more of an open mind.
    DeathofZeroon July 25, 2002   Link
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    General CommentBy the way although they wrote this song a while back they still are writing trash like this (see fuck a dog, grandpas an ass, etc.)
    DeathofZeroon July 25, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthey ummm DEATHOFZERO,, alright man hardcore bro.. but you are gay... blink does mess around and make funny songs lie this one and its great to be like that... but have u even heard any of they're other songs.. i mean they mess around but all they're serious stuff has great messgaes (not sayin the funny stuff isn't great) i still think that adam's song has the best lyrics ever, how can that not be a great song... that right there is hwat keeps blink going strong... blink kicks ass
    xactscienceon August 04, 2002   Link
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    General Commentoo my head has been lodged up blink 182's asses since i was 11 and i like it there it is quite a comforting zone..such nice asses they have ahh i could think about them all day but i wont since you insist on opening peoples minds woo hoo you have opened my mind yes blink 182 are a bunch of horny perferted guys who act like a bunch of teenagers and whatnot but if i didnt like that about them i would stop listening to them on my own....i dont think they are gonna be the next big thing i never have i just liked their music because it was rad and it wasnt based on how the government sucks or whatever...when they wrote this song they were still teenagers so honey give them a break they cant just change the lyrics now even if they did want to....they dont want to grow up and they dont have to i personally like them this way...as for you being gay well there wasnt anything you said before that made me question your sexuality but there are other meanings for this word gay and you knew what they meant anyway..thats all i have to say at the moment because this is interrupting my listening of fuck a dog and grandpas an asshole....i tried to fuck your mom in the ass, i tried to fuck your dad in the ass, could only find the dog, and his ass hehe it might be a bit hard for me to fuck a dog in the ass but you know oh well haha ...rock
    Die4theMusicon August 05, 2002   Link

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