Well I can't find my car keys,
They were right here in my hand.

Wait a second, let me look

Did I leave them in the kitchen?
Or underneath the cushins of the couch?

I can't find them anywhere, anywh- Oh wait here they are.


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What If The Guy From The Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys song meanings
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    General CommentVery...umm...interesting. From the lyrics sounds excellent...:)Wonder what it sounds like...
    tracieon June 01, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwell, the one i have is live, not sure if there's another version...but he does an excellent impression of Billy K while singing this, it's very very funny. lol
    and the first line is actually "Where the f*ck are my car keys?"

    the name itself is very funny...
    Munkoon August 24, 2002   Link
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    General Commentyeah, he says where the fuck are my car keys, but beeped out. its hilarious, the imitation is perfect
    punk_rocker_on September 02, 2002   Link
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    General Commentstephenlynch.com/keys/
    Quite funny.
    Frank N Furteron May 05, 2003   Link
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    General CommentThe fact that its written to the tune of "Tonight, Tonight" (although not exactly), makes it pretty funny, too.
    Ballson November 22, 2004   Link
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    General Commentmabe i have a different version but isnt it
    "where the fuck are my car keys?"
    baconreligionon February 27, 2005   Link
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    General CommentYeah, it's
    'where the fuck are my car keys
    They were right here in my hand
    I had them just a second ago
    Did I leave them in the kitchen?
    Or underneath the cushions of the couch?
    I can't find them anywhere, any-
    Oh here they are...'
    tinfoilsallyon July 24, 2005   Link

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