Barney and Friday - Were two cats who didn't have nine lives

Barney and Friday - Were only here what seemed a short time

Barney and Friday - Didn't have that lame fetch dog personality

Barney and Friday - Were way too tuned for this reality



Barney and Friday - Don't tell me dogs are smarter

Barney and Friday - Cuz I know better

Barney and Friday - Cats know what people are all about

Barney and Friday - That's why they'd rather be left out



Barney was already dead

So was Friday but I didn't want to realize it

So I went to the pound anyway

Where they keep the dogs forever

Barking, barking, barking-barking-barking

But the cats are in cages marked 1, 2 and 3

All proud, they don't make any sound

Just a casual glance, till the hammer came down

(Some destroyed the day they were found)



Barney and Friday - Were two cats who didn't have nine lives

Barney and Friday - Were only here what seemed a short time

Barney and Friday - Didn't have that lame fetch dog personality

Barney and Friday - Were way too tuned for this reality



Barney and Friday - Cats are treated like garbage

Barney and Friday - They know what we're about

Barney and Friday - That's why they don't buy into the training shit

Barney and Friday - They'd rather be left out


Fix your animals

Too bad we can't fix you

Stupid motherfucker

Lame ass redneck attack dog moron


Lyrics submitted by MooWasHere

Barney & Friday song meanings
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