I am Cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's
Made from liquid from my udders
I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo)

I am Cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas

I am Cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!


Lyrics submitted by Queen Vegeta, edited by Mellow_Harsher

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    General Commenti made your comments 0 lol but yeah very epic song by a very epic band
    clawz01on October 18, 2011   Link
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    General Commentlol...i heard this song from a frend...i t is uum...very...o d d
    xTBSxon August 22, 2002   Link
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    General CommentWhat scares me is that everytime I hear this song I think about the guy I like. Craaaaazy.
    bella___muerteon November 28, 2006   Link

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