If, while you're out in space, love
You're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That phat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet

'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
His multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs
while he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
as he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft

So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He'll put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze

If you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional...
(And ribbed, for your pleasure)
and anatomically correct!


Lyrics submitted by faust, edited by TKProdoctions

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  • +1
    Song Meaning

    This is obviously meant to encourage deep, existential thinking.

    Or it's just a hurricane of Technobabble puns and innuendos.

    Yeah, let's go with that.

    TKProdoctionson September 13, 2013   Link
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    forgive my terminology, i'm not big on star trek.

    fauston June 01, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    It's "targ" not "tart", and "horta", not "whore".

    Harbinger24on June 12, 2002   Link
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    General Comment

    whore was kind of just a place holder, but you got me on the other one. ...naked.

    fauston June 13, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    i like bunnies.

    ...and strudel.

    fauston June 13, 2002   Link
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    General Comment

    Sorry 'bout all the corrections, but I'm an ex-Trekkie.

    Harbinger24on June 15, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Send me a PM with the lyric(all of it) with the corrections and I'll fix for you.

    Thanks, SM Mod.

    P.S. Don't forget to mention the lyric title and artist.

    Idanon June 15, 2002   Link
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    General Comment

    that's quite alright, there is no point in having asteriks for words and incorrect uhm, more words. ...that are incorrect.

    fauston June 15, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Umm...I think it's Jell packs, not Jam packs. Just a suggestion

    CrimsonDragonon February 01, 2005   Link
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    This song rocks.

    xian-thiron March 19, 2005   Link

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