My name's max, but you can call me saxy
My sweater's wooly, my lips are camexy
Weekends are so much fun when I'm alone
Give me a call, I'll be sitting by the phone.
(Playing boggle!) (Hey, boggle is cool!)
You can be my number one
I'll be your number two
(She's gonna dump you!) (Harsh!)

She doesn't exist. She's not on the list.
She isn't real. She's intangibeal.
I-n-t-a-n-g-i-b-e-a-l!

Baby, if you're alone on a saturday night
Come on down, under the big bluelight
You'll see a sticker on my heart
saying for sale exclusively at Kmart
You'll like what you see without a doubt
Come on down and I'll check you out!

She doesn't exist. She's not on the list.
She isn't real. She's intangibeal.
I-n-t-a-n-g-i-b-e-a-l!

I haven't had a girlfriend in a while
And I really like your smile
I'll let you check out these pipes
(Holy cripes!)

She doesn't exist. She's not on the list.
She isn't real. She's intangibeal.
I-n-t-a-n-g-i-b-e-a-l!

Something's wrong
I shouldn't be singing this song
I actually have a girl
Unlike these losers


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    General CommentHoly Cripes! This song rocks and so does the band. The Mythical Beasts are way better than all those other teen idol bands, and much much more attractive. These studs rockers seriously rock and roll despite less than outstanding live performances. Why must they play with my heart so?!?!?!?!?
    Intangibealon June 28, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI Love Boggle and I Love the Mythical Beasts! Wooo!!!!
    IloveBoggleon June 28, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHow are these boys single?! It just doesn't make sense! Mythical Beasts... She Doesn't Exist... not possible! I am tangible, MBs! (NOTE: I am a real fan. I am not fake.)
    A_Tangible_Girlon July 24, 2002   Link

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