I went out with a girl just a little while
And I loved her so, though she cramped my style
Cause every time I'd reach she'd turn away
And every time I'd call she'd turn and say
"I'm sorry Dave, I got no time, I've got my life, my life is mine."
So after a year or maybe more
I finally got a clue, and I found the door

Well I've done it before and I'll do it again
I've seen the path and I've seen the end
I've said it before and I'll say it again
I think I'm better off just dating Miss Michigan

So a single man is what I am
And I'll play the field do what I can
I meet a girl she seems alright
So I say hello and I spend the night
Next thing I know she's at my door
And she's calling my house about ever hour
I know I'm wrong, cause I set my own trap
But all I want now is my solitude back

Oh baby, I know you're the one for me
When other girls treat me bad you're always right by my side
Sugar, no one could ever take your place
Cause you got everything I need
Ahw yeah honey you're the one for me, hands down

So I meet a girl I know is right
She's got it all she's just my type
So I take it slow, and I show I'm real
And I treat her right, show how I feel
Next thing you know I'm so in love
And it's only her that I'm thinking of
But I was such a fool I can see today
Should have known from the start that the girl was gay


Lyrics submitted by doortodoor

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    General CommentCause we've all dated Miss Michigan at one point in our lives or another and for most of us many points in our life. (for those who are confused, this is a song about masturbation and a rather clever one at that in my oppinion. Michigan is somewhat shaped like a hand and people from the state will often use their hand to describe what part of the state they are from)
    doortodooron May 30, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti'm still very confused, where does the masturbation come in? and what does us michigan peoples using our hands to show where we are from have to do with anything? un-confuse me pleez.
    darciemaeon September 01, 2002   Link
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    General CommentDarcie: "Dating Miss Michigan" is a term for masturbation... a somewhat common one in the area in and around Michigan... the way he described how they describe the state by using their hand, is how he showed that Michigan is indeed shaped like a hand...
    ChrisWojon January 04, 2005   Link
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    General CommentHaha.. I liked this song before, but now I totally get it. Hahahahaha... oh man I love that saying now. That is great. So great. Oh man. Sorry. It's just that that is hillarious. I'm going to force that phrase in every conversation I can. Great song. Much funnier now that I get that one line...
    Jimmifrisbeeon May 18, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthis song is hilarious, i love mustard plug
    A7XWakingTheFallenon January 12, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI live in Michigan, and NOBODY SAYS that as a term for masturbation, but HAHA that's HILARIOUS.
    fallingXfaston December 09, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthat would be really funny if you guys were wrong and he litteraly means that he thinks he is better off dating miss michigan haha but anyway you guys are probably right, this is a great song either way
    lineandsinker62on July 03, 2007   Link
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    General Commentthat would be really funny if you guys were wrong and he litteraly means that he thinks he is better off dating miss michigan haha but anyway you guys are probably right, this is a great song either way
    lineandsinker62on July 03, 2007   Link
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    General Commentthat would be really funny if you guys were wrong and he litteraly means that he thinks he is better off dating miss michigan haha but anyway you guys are probably right, this is a great song either way
    lineandsinker62on July 03, 2007   Link
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    General Commenthaha dont know what happened there sorry
    lineandsinker62on July 06, 2007   Link

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