Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah , ah, ah
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want
Don't want Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Iny wee (x15)
Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short dick man
Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso
Don't (x36)


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Short Dick Man song meanings
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  • +2
    General CommentI believe she doesn't want a man with a small penis... but that's just a wild geuss
    MandyBowieon October 16, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI don't get it.
    What is she trying to say?
    I'm sure there's a deep philosophical meaning behind these lyrics. I think it involves something about the universe and existentialism.
    focus007on October 17, 2009   Link
  • -1
    General CommentThis song is hilarious!
    Katydidon May 25, 2002   Link
  • -1
    General Commentme and my cousin jessica always laugh at this song together! so awesome!
    julZbugon August 22, 2002   Link
  • -1
    General Commentamazing.
    ScreamingInfidelityon July 01, 2003   Link
  • -1
    General CommentThis is *THE* song!!! I love it!!!! Guys hate dick bashing and this song comes in good use!!
    ThalassaRavenon July 03, 2003   Link

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