"The Kiss (Skit)" as written by and Mathers/bass....
I'm gonna kill this bitch
I'm gonna kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
'Cause I'm gonna kill this bitch

Yo man


I don't know. I gotta really really bad feeling about this

Man would you shut the fuck up Gary you always gotta bad feeling man
That's her car right there

Alright let me park

Just park

I'm parkin'!

Fuckin', turn the car off dog


Alright we wait

We wait for what?

We wait until she comes out and then I'm gonna fuckin' kill her

Man you ain't gonna kill no one. What the fuck did you bring that for?

Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shut up. Fuckin' clip is empty

Man don't point that shit at me

Its not even loaded bitch, look

Dude, God I fucking hate it when you do that shit

Yeah but its funny as fuck

Fuck around and kill me one of these days I swear

Gets you every time
Is that her?


Right there motherfucker


Alright get out, get out

Fuck, here we go again

Get out!

What the fuck you want me to get under the car?

Yo, who she walking with

How the fuck am I suppose to know, you told me to duck down

Its the fucking bouncer
Did she just kiss him

I don't think so

Dog, she just fucking kissed him

No she didn't

She's kissing him

No she's not

Oh shit

Lyrics submitted by Brizzi_R

"The Kiss" as written by Marshall Mathers Jeffrey Bass

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    General Commentholy shit funny ass
    notwuitehereon June 08, 2002   Link
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    General CommentDoes anybody know the song they play in the background of this skit? It sounds good, but I can not find it anywhere!
    Boxcar Chaseron June 16, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHey, my car sounds like that when you leave the door open. It does that noise. Maybe he stole my car. Rats, still there.
    Red-Spyderon June 16, 2002   Link
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    General Commenteminem is scary........
    dyingtoliveon June 20, 2002   Link
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    General Commentumm dyingtolive ........ hes not scary.....................hes tellin it the way it is................................... hes keeping it real tellin how he has to live..................
    my man Emin3m :p
    flammable_floweron June 20, 2002   Link
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    General Comment........how can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?.....
    dyingtoliveon June 29, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI like this skit because he's replaying the story of what happened that fateful night. He's not hinding it and it explains the meaning of some of his other lyrics.
    The_Decocksteron July 21, 2002   Link
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    General CommentDecockster is right. This is what eminem saw that night he followed her to the bar or club or whatever. He saw her kissing the bouncer Guerrera i think. And lost it. According to Guerrera eminem pistol whiped him.
    D-devilon August 01, 2002   Link
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    General CommentIsn't the guy's name Gary? Why did they say his name was Dave. It sounds like Eminemt calls him Gary on the CD. Someone please enlighten me. Oh yeah, this is funny shit.
    zacsteron March 20, 2003   Link
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    General Commentyeah it does sound like Gary, and i agree wif boxcarchaser, wats the song in the background? i heard somthin bout marlyn manson...hm o well
    MetaLLiCA-FRkon June 14, 2004   Link

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