"Cock Pushups" as written by Thomas Jacob Black and Kyle Richard Gass....
KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need.


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"Cock Pushups" as written by Thomas Jacob Black Kyle Richard Gass

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    General CommentCock Pushups. Never Done It Don't Think I will Either. Seems To Painful and Perverted
    -LimpedBRoach
    LimpedbRoachon July 13, 2002   Link
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    General Commentis it really posible for guys to do cock push ups?
    whornaround4funon July 19, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthell no its not possible i never tried it and never will try it u would like break it in half or some nasty shit like that
    musesunbrn23on July 19, 2002   Link
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    General Commentlol!! this made me laugh for hours!! :) my mum thought it was "inapropriate" though :(
    _gothqueen_on August 15, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI think the message the D is tryin to convey here is that one cock pushup is *all* you need to be able to do.
    jmerioton August 29, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthence the last line.
    weezerific:cutleryon September 08, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthats cos once you have done it once it would probably be screwed.
    AAHHH *cringe* i just had a thought, what if you tried and you got carpet burns on it...
    tekanaon March 14, 2003   Link
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    General Commentits impossible its just a funny thought
    a0g0e7nt86on March 16, 2003   Link
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    General Commentimpossible, what is this impossible you speak of, i do 20 cock pushups a night.
    SwipeRon March 18, 2003   Link
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    General Comment20? thats all? my boyfriend can do 100 a night... haha, just kidding...
    tenacious d is so fucking great! i love jack black! he's so awesome!!
    PinkKisses73on June 22, 2003   Link

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