Driver's Ed. sucks, it's boring
The class just began, I'm snoring
The previous line, an expression
How does this help the recession?

The teacher is a freak
I've known that all week
Even though I just started today
You're taking literally everything I say....
...about Driver's Ed.

Hereafter referred to as Driver's Death
I hate Driver's Death
Instead of reading the chapter I did crystal meth

Guy #1: Wait a minute, is that guy really addicted to crystal meth?
Guy #2: Probably, I remember him saying we should take everything he says literally.
Guy #1: "We should take everything he says literally," what, are you a nerd or somethin'?
Guy #2: No, I'm cool, really.... oh, hey, watch out!

[Car crashes and explodes]

Narrator: It's sad, really...two teenagers killed a preventable car accident. Wait a minute, maybe I should have said earlier that they were driving. Then this would have made a lot more sense. Well, at least I have this crystal meth here.

Chris: Kids! Don't do drugs!


Lyrics submitted by Ken Braley

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    General CommentHi. I wrote this.

    I started out writing a song about how boring my Driver's Ed class was. It then "morphed" into a scene out of a lame Driver's Ed movie. I thought it was extremely hilarious, even before I got to hear the band do all the spoken parts.
    BobbyMcRon June 07, 2004   Link

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