In the darkest tunnel, it's nice to see a light,
Not just a headlight,
Like the one that's heading right for me.
It would be nice if things could turn out right,
Turn out right yeah,
Don't think I'll ever see the day.

I must have done something wrong,
Or maybe pissed off God.

I think of Chinese food when I think of life,
That's sweet and sour,
My life is sweet as saccharine.
You know 3 week old milk and grapes are not,
Not the same, No,
I am the one Johnny Carcinogen.

I must have fucked with some witch,
In turn she cursed me, cursed my life.

At the end of the longest line,
That's where I will always be,
If you need to find me, just go to,
The end of the longest line.

But officer that was a yellow light,
The light was red, son,
Insubordination, reckless driving,
I must be wrong, this can't be right,
I don't belong, this world is much to dangerous,
For someone lacking luck, like me.

At the end of the longest line,
That's where I will always be,
If you need to find me, just go to,
The end of the longest line.

At the end of the longest line,
That's where I will always be,
At the end of the longest, line.


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    General CommentThis is el hefe making fun of fat mike and trying (and succeeding) to prove he is a superior musician to him. at the beginning he intentionally screws up by saying "be the same, i mean see the day" and then impersonates axl rose at the end. this song is a very good reason why nofx rules, too bad they don't play it live.
    rossxon September 23, 2002   Link
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    General CommentEl hefe, a better musician than Mike? First off I don't think that there's good or bad in music, but if you really wanna look at it that way, they don't play the same instruemnt. Also, Mike made most of their songs(as in guitar also).
    Sliceon March 22, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI thought it was an earlier version of the longest line when Mike's voice couldn't handle the key and strains a lot and then El Hefe makes fun of him at the very end

    Praps not
    chodeslimeon July 19, 2005   Link
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    General CommentEl hefe is a far more superior musician compared to fat mike, he used to be in mark curry band (his step brother by the way) .
    basstardon September 18, 2005   Link
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    General Commentdoes anyone know where i can download this?
    i've tried limewire, and bit torrent. got no results.
    petetheeliteon September 14, 2007   Link

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