"The Worst Band In The World" as written by Lol Creme, and Graham Gouldman....
It's one thing to know it but another to admit
We're the worst band in the world
But we don't give a

If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums
Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums
So tune up, tune up

Well we've never done a days work in our life
And our records sell in zillions
It irrigates my heart with greed
To know that you adore me
Up yours, up mine
But up everybody's that takes time
But we're working on it
Working on it (Ooh)

We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies
Never met the roadies - leave them in the van
All because of circumstances way beyond control
We became the darlings of this thing called rock and roll, ooh

Here I am a record on a jukebox
A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh
Play me
Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold

Here we are together on your hi-fi
A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh
Fade me, fade me, fade me, fade me

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"The Worst Band in the World" as written by Lol Creme Graham Gouldman

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    General Commentthis song is awesome ! admitting to something like that but you know it's not true & now i'm all confused but it's just tight like that. it makes me happy & it makes me smile
    barefootacousticon April 13, 2002   Link

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