"My Dad's Gone Crazy" as written by Theron Otis Feemster, Marshall B. Iii Mathers, Andre Romell Young and Michael A. Elizondo....
Daddy what are you doing?
Okay then!
Everybody listen up!
I'm goin' to hell!
Who's comin' with me?
Somebody please help him!
I think my dad's gone crazy

There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high,
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you,
To show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to?
Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut'em off,
And got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall
With my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall,
I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off
All this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off (Suck it, Marshall).
So tell Laura and her husband to back off
Before I push this motherfuckin' button and blast off
And launch one at these Russians and that's all
Blow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off.
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
Hailie, tell 'em baby,
My Dad's Lost It!

[Chorus]
There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it
I think my dad's gone crazy
A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
I think my dad's gone crazy

It's like my mother always told me and codeine and
Goddammit you little motherfucker
If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
Uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a motherfuckin' dick,
Chew on a prick and lick
A million mutherfuckin' cocks per second,
I'd rather put out a mutherfuckin' Gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy,
And have pussy lips glued to my face
With a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows
Quit givin' me my ammo. Can't you see why I'm so mean?
If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O.
I wouldn't have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo,
Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more
Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?
Dad

[Chorus]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time,
Can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seein' is a genius at work, which to me isn't work,
So it's easy to misinterpret it at first
'Cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek,
I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on,
And kicked and hit with shit every time
I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on.
More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screamin' at the sky, 'til clouds gather, it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it, the parents are pissed but the kids love it.
Nine millimeter heater stashed in two seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

[Chorus]

Crazy
Ha ha ha
You're funny daddy!


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"My Dad's Gone Crazy" as written by Andre Romell/mathers Young

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., EMI Music Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC

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  • +1
    General CommentThis is actually the best song ever.
    I think i know .. every word?
    And hailie is soo cute.
    If you bought Ems auto biogrophy, you would know how the song came to be and its sooo cute.
    Em was chasing hailie around the studio, screaming something like "daddys crazy" or something like that.
    windstar91on May 21, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti love this song and im buying the eminem show june 4!
    uncgurlon May 17, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentjune 4th is the best day of my life. I turn 18 and the emeinem show comes out.
    liquideeton May 19, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentdamn. I can't spell. eminem*
    liquideeton May 19, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is a good song. And it's true, the guy's definitely crazy. lol
    Aerionon May 19, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentcomes out may 28th guys! this song is rules. it's hilarious.
    me_is_jordanon May 21, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentvery funny song, i think its really cool
    dannyboy_4_lyfeon May 24, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis is his best song, im not kidding. i laughed so hard when he did the impression of his mother, goddamn it's classic. and its an amazing beat, and hailie is downright adorable. she seems to be having fun. the whole album seems to display how good of a father he is, i got some respect for the guy
    daffyon May 25, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentis that really his daughter? that's so fucking cool.
    Velon May 28, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti luv slim and i was like the first one to get his new cd
    shortyon May 29, 2002   Link

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