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Yohio – Zchlagernörden Ibrahimovic Lyrics 8 years ago
@[JBergmansson:8676] It's supposed to be Johan Petersson, my bad.

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Yohio – Zchlagernörden Ibrahimovic Lyrics 8 years ago
Here's an english translation for you. Zchlager nerd could be interpreted more like Zchlager enthusiast, because the Swedish word for nerd is a little more positive than the English one.

"Ok, listen, I know everything about Zchlager, absolutely. Yohio, he is awesome"

Remember the first time he stood there outside my window.
Without a jacket on, with the ball in his arms and there was no pattern.
Why just me, there are so many others he can bother.
And now he's standing there, what the fuck's he doing here, I mean is he in love?

I've blocked the number and I've locked my door
But when I close my eyes it all becomes like before
And then when nobody sees
He's standing there, smiling
So leave me alone

He calls ten times a day
Just becouse he likes Zchlager
Yes you could think that he is crazy
Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic
He calls ten times a day "No, you're lying"
Just becouse he likes Zchlager "I'm only calling seven times"
Fuck, that man drives me crazy
Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic.

"Anna Book, no. Lena PH, no"
"Christer Björkman, you're joking"
"Mums Mums, no. JTR, who's that?"
"Yohio, absolutely, yes"

I've blocked the number and I've locked my door
But when I close my eyes it all becomes like before
And then when nobody sees
He's standing there, smiling
So leave me alone

He calls ten times a day
Just becouse he likes Zchlager
Yes you could think that he is crazy
Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic
He calls ten times a day "Are you joking?"
Just becouse he likes Zchlager "Do you count?"
Fuck, that man drives me crazy
Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic.

"Yes, let's take this song to new heights, absolutely"
"Now I want you to go up, you're going to sing higher"
"You get it, don't you, now sing higher so I get to hear"
What, no
"But raise the pitch"
No I don't get it, what?
"You have to raise"

He calls
"Higher, come on"
He calls
"But kid, give it some effort now"
He calls
"Even higher"
But what, I don't get it
"You have to make an effort
He calls ten times a day, what the fuck?
"No that doesn't work, we'll bring it down again, absolutely"

He calls ten times a day
Just becouse he likes Zchlager
Yes you could think that he is crazy
Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic
He calls ten times a day "Abolutely not"
Just becouse he likes Zchlager "I called fourteen times"
Fuck, that man drives me crazy
Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic.

"I know everything about Zchlager absolutely"
Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic
"Yohio, he's awesome"
Zchlager nerd Ibrahimovic
"Oh, yeah"

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Yohio – Zchlagernörden Ibrahimovic Lyrics 8 years ago
The lyrics in quotations are sung by Swedish comedian Johan Petterson, and are supposed to sound like Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Trivia: The word schlager is spelled with an S in Swedish too, but the official lyrics use Zchlager, so I used that in the lyrics here too.

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