| My Chemical Romance – Helena Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Imaine a cross betwen mike haswell and a sucra coated dog...... | |
| My Chemical Romance – Helena Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| I discovered something very interesting indeed. This is a rare piece of information i'm about to share with you. The word Helena was an ancient Aztec slang term meaning 'Darkened Eagle, which was used to describe, well what is known to us in modern terms as 'Stupid Emo Pricks'. Yes, it's true, Helena is about how shit and stupid emo's and goths are and everything they stand for. And I think it's fair to say that Chemical Romance are extremely SHIT. I have also concluded that Emo's and goths are the most disgusting, repulsive, low some losers on the planet. Thanks, Tom & Dan x | |
| Queen – Fat Bottomed Girls Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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On the outside, this seemingly innocent, all-well-intended song appears to be about the love of ‘fat-bottomed girls’. This is not the case. A darker, sinister side lurks behind what was once considered the most controversial song in musical history. During the Cold War, communication between American spies posted out in communist Russia and the US government was limited and a risky business. Phone lines were tight, mail was verging impossible. Soon newer, more excessive methods were been applied. The song ‘Fat Bottomed Girls’, believe it or not, was jotted down by US military operatives and handed over to Freddie Mercury, God bless his soul. The song was a cleverly constructed military code using ground breaking methods, including advanced Morse code messaging on guitar rifts. The line ‘Fat Bottom girls you make the rocking world go round’ was actually an analogy for ‘Gerald, your wife has been raped’. With the world of music keeping its stand in Russia, the song was indeed heard by our boys in blue. However, as many plans do, operation ‘Gerald, your wife has been raped’ had its flaws. The spies were unable to recognise Morse code and were oblivious to all else the song had to acquaint with. The spies would commonly listen to Fred chant his way through the song time after time, swinging their hips and swaying their heads. Eventually, with the passing of time, Russian intelligence picked up on the coding methods, proceeding to fire down any potential spies with machine gun squads. Some declare, that in the still of the night, beyond the graveyard, by the hill, one can still hear the heartbroken voice of darling Gerald’s wife cry through the nights sky, “He’s dead now!” |
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| Bob Marley and the Wailers – No Woman No Cry Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Bob Marley, everyone’s favourite pot smoking dread lock hippie was in fact a paedophile yes it is true he would lead children to his house by saying “easy skaking skaking it easy come into my house I have sweets” the children would follow mr Marley into his house (constructed entirely of gingerbread and Jamaican flags). Once inside the children would be seated on bob’s floor whilst mr Marley would go to the kitchen to prepare his special “bob Marley buns” for the children, these seemingly innocent buns would however be laced with a high dose of “zz5” a world famous date rape drug used by paedophiles the world over such as “the queen of England”, And “Mr mathy pappy” ( an educational puppet used on children’s tv in the eighties in an attempt to make mathematics fun). Once the children had digested the “bob Marley buns” the effects of the drug soon became apparent the children started to become extremely drowsy, trying so hard not to fall asleep, their attempts were futile and Mr Marley knew this. Once the children were heavily intoxicated mr Marley would bring out “bob barley” a home made sex toy crafted from frosted sugar cane. Bob M would then use the sex toy by inserting it deep into his anus whilst singing the entire song no woman no cry backwards. After he had finished he would then wipe “bob barley” (the sex toy crafted entirely from frosted sugar cane) on each of the children’s faces in turn. Then hiding “bob barley” in his cupboard labelled utensils he would ask the children to leave…..and they did. And that my friends is the true meaning of this song. | |
| Meat Loaf – I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Like many of you out there, I have been intrigued and mesmerized by the line ‘I’d do anything for love (but I won’t do that)’. Hours of research and sleepless nights lefts me with a strong and conclusive answer to the mystery. Studying Meat Loaf’s way of life, daily routines, sexual fetishes and love for music directed me to the answer. Meat Loaf and his wife, Paul, were frequently arguing and often sleep in different rooms in order to avoid having sex. With divorce around the corner, Meat Loaf and Paul were in a supermarket in Alabama when Paul placed 10 packets of raisins into the trolley. Meat Loaf then said “I’m not paying for those”. ( FACT: Meat Loaf worked in a raisin factory for 3 ½ years as a young man, often buying raisins from the local store – his knowledge of raisins superior to anybody else’s). When his wife said “there only 10$ for 10 packets, and I really want these raisins”, Meat Loaf firmly replied “NO”. Paul then said “If you really love me, you will buy me the raisins”. Meat Loaf then replied with “Look Paul, I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that!”. Divorce shortly followed. Meat Loaf was inspired by the incident to write the song ‘I’d Do anything for love (but I won’t do that)’. The song soon became popular, topping the charts for 7 weeks! Paul demanded royalties; however Meat Loaf responded “Piss off Paul, your mums dead”. | |
| Billy Joel – For The Longest Time Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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Billy joels for the longest time is an extremely interesting song because originally the song was going to be called “for the longest LINE” as billy joel was an extremely accomplished mathematician he was captivated by the wonderful “line” and its design. He then decided to try his best to write a really good song about the line and its creation I have managed to get a copy of part of the original version : “whooohhhhohh for the longest line whooohhhhohh for the longest-line If you said goodbye to line tonight their would still be lines left to create what else could I do? I'm so inspired by you That hasn't happened for the longest line.. Once I thought my innocence was gone Now I know that line creation goes on That's where you found me- When you put your line around me I haven't been there for the longest line” that’s all I could get im afraid, an interesting fact about Billy Joel is that his beard is completely fake, and is wife is called mosses. |
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| Metallica – Fade To Black Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Some of my previous comments have offended some of my dear American chums who spend too much time on this website, then go out to town on their little fat scooters. However, I understand why such comments would be offensive as your stupid little American brains of which don't have the independence to accept new humour due to the excessive amount of Big Macs you eat result in ruptured brain cells. Metallica also happen to be shit and lack talent. Their singer lacks imagination and the ability to sing. The guitarist is incapable of playing melodic tunes and the drummer is about as good as a retarded ostrich on roller blades. If any emo’s are reading this, please jump of a bridge/midge. | |
| The Chemical Brothers – Block Rockin' Beats Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| It’s a common misconception that this song is about some, well as the name supposedly suggests, coming up with a new ‘block rockin’ beat’. However, the real meaning of this song lies behind an old age pensioner named Margaret and her cat(s). Margaret’s cat, of whom goes by the name of ‘Block Rockin’ Beats’ is commonly run over by traffic as they live by the congested roads of central London. So, as one proceeds to do at the death of a pet, she goes out and buys a new cat and once again renames the cat ‘Block Rockin’ Beats’. Margaret has had in the range of 300-400 cats now, all of which named ‘Block Rockin’ Beats’, accept for one going by the name of ‘Buddha’. Buddha became clinically depressed and was found drowned at the bottom of a kitchen sink. None over of Margaret’s cats have been called ‘Buddha’ simply because overwhelmingly painful memories would get the better of Margaret. If you have felt touched and inspired by the tale of Margaret and her cats you can visit her at Wesley’s Chapel of where her mangled corpse lays below the ground. Yes, she is dead now. | |
| Eric Clapton – Tears In Heaven Lyrics | 19 years ago |
| Firstly, you are all really, really WRONG! Stop being so girly and soppy about the whole song, it's not about his dumb ass kid dieing. He didn't give a shit! Clapton hated him because he had learining disablities. The song was actaully written about a magical trash disposal unit named Kristina Wonder. The song details how the trash desposial unit dealt with problems such as divorce and death by using deep and powerfull metaphors. The song 'Layla' is actually about his kid dieing because he malest his newphew and while he was having sex with it he shouted "Layla get on your knees" | |
| Billy Joel – For The Longest Time Lyrics | 19 years ago |
| well this song is amazing, its so amzing. the song is almost certainly about billy joel's cat "uncle kevin" who he named after his late uncle (Otis) who is now dead. The song basically tells the story of uncle kevin the cat who on a monday evening go's out for a strol and is hit by a car. | |
| Pink Floyd – Bike Lyrics | 19 years ago |
| This song made me touch myself once, it was great up until the point where i noticed i had pissed myself. However, my piss was highly concentrated in blood as I have a shit kidney infection from where I try to wood-shift myself with a metal bar. | |
| Sublime – Date Rape Lyrics | 19 years ago |
| lol ...date rape is such a laugh | |
| Green Day – Basket Case Lyrics | 19 years ago |
| Once, when I was listening to this song, I produced some cum. Now, whenever I hear this song,I always produce cum, I've started to fill a jam jar up with the cum i produce. It's nearly full. When it reaches the brim I'll just fill another one up. Does anyone else do this? maybe with another song, not just basketcase? | |
| Tenacious D – Tribute Lyrics | 19 years ago |
| I, personaly, feel this song is about Rape. | |
| Radiohead – Just Lyrics | 19 years ago |
| I Have found out what he says in the video, i found a deaf guy at work called Henry to lip read what he says, the man on the floor says "O Yeah Uncle Poodle, you put your butter-shit face on the floor or i'll fooocking have my way with you" | |
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